liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

(via mo0n-princess)

rlyhigh:

kinda wanna bang ur head against a wall kinda wanna bang u against a wall

(via its-about-time-someone)

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

(via mo0n-princess)

"Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference."

— Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via organicafe)

(Source: theloverboi, via wordsandwaves)

"Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future."

Jonathan Safran Foer

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: larmoyante, via its-about-time-someone)

hxrdcre:

kittenwarlord:

merrmaid-child:

ruinedchildhood:

35 Things You Will Never See Again In Your Life

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Bye bye french toast crunch cereal :(

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

this makes me so sad wow :c

(Source: bencrowther, via readyforfriday)

"The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over."

Unknown  (via unlively)

(Source: teitokukakine, via its-about-time-someone)

jadenite:

Mermaid in your cup of hot chocolate. Mermaid in your tea cup. Mermaid in your coffee cup. Tiny mermaids helping you have the best hot beverage. 

(via do-re-and-me)

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

(via do-re-and-me)