Everyone in my group is drinking
Long Island ice tea
Rum and coke
And here I am with my water.
HOLLA SWAG YOLO TURNT
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
Ajax the Greater waited godamned 5000 years to get that recognition.
I came across a kitten in the park and it started playing with the laces on my boot. Cuteness ensued.
GENTLE AND APPROACHABLE PUNKS DOING CUTE THINGS IS KILLING ME SOFTLY
"Hello, giant rooster man, you have strings on your feets, I must eat them …"
So. It turns out that this photo was used in someone’s English presentation, I have had people I haven’t seen in years message me going “Hey I just saw a picture of you on tumblr” and I have in fact had one person recognise me in the street from this. This is it. This is the pinnacle of my fame. Get my autograph now before I do a Lindsay Lohan and end up in rehab.